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Sit by my side, come as close as the air
Created on 2004-04-29 13:42:40 (#2993681), last updated 2009-11-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Julia |
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| Location: | New York, United States |
BioCAT
PEOPLE
EXISTENCE
In that order.
Are you a Crazy cat lady?
- Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?
- Do you think cats are smarter than people? Check.
- Do you feel Tom is more talented than Jerry? Check.
- Do you have more cats than ex-boyfriends?
- Do you bring new boyfriends home so the cats can meet them?
Check.
- Do you later break up with them because the cats weren't impressed?
Check.
- Do you spend more on doctor bills for you cat than for yourself?
- Do you buy the ice cream your cats prefer instead of the kind you like?
If they ate ice cream, Check.
- Can you tell your cats apart by the roughness of their tounges?
...Check.
- Have you ever warned a guest not to sit on a specific piece of furniture because it belongs to the cats?
Super check.
- Do you own more than one piece of clothing with a cat on it?
All my socks, check.
- Do you have a website devoted to your cats?
- Do you have a website for each cat?
Used to, check.
- Do you spend more on christmas presents for your cat than for your family?
If they had expensive tastes I would, check.
- Do you buy more than one kind of cat food because a few of your cats are picky eaters?
Check.
- Have you ever had to explain to a police officer that the stuff in the bag is really catnip?
- Do you feel that the Egyptian religion of cat worship is the one true religion?
Super check.
- Is the sheet of instructions for watching your cats while you're on vacation longer than a page? Two pages? What vacation?
Orally, check.
If you answered yes to 7 or more of these questions, you may be a Crazy Cat Lady!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
PEOPLE
EXISTENCE
In that order.
Are you a Crazy cat lady?
- Do you get excited when you hear a can opener?
- Do you think cats are smarter than people? Check.
- Do you feel Tom is more talented than Jerry? Check.
- Do you have more cats than ex-boyfriends?
- Do you bring new boyfriends home so the cats can meet them?
Check.
- Do you later break up with them because the cats weren't impressed?
Check.
- Do you spend more on doctor bills for you cat than for yourself?
- Do you buy the ice cream your cats prefer instead of the kind you like?
If they ate ice cream, Check.
- Can you tell your cats apart by the roughness of their tounges?
...Check.
- Have you ever warned a guest not to sit on a specific piece of furniture because it belongs to the cats?
Super check.
- Do you own more than one piece of clothing with a cat on it?
All my socks, check.
- Do you have a website devoted to your cats?
- Do you have a website for each cat?
Used to, check.
- Do you spend more on christmas presents for your cat than for your family?
If they had expensive tastes I would, check.
- Do you buy more than one kind of cat food because a few of your cats are picky eaters?
Check.
- Have you ever had to explain to a police officer that the stuff in the bag is really catnip?
- Do you feel that the Egyptian religion of cat worship is the one true religion?
Super check.
- Is the sheet of instructions for watching your cats while you're on vacation longer than a page? Two pages? What vacation?
Orally, check.
If you answered yes to 7 or more of these questions, you may be a Crazy Cat Lady!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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